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Cheap
Foam Mattress Memory Topper Beds
The Cheap
Foam Mattress Memory Topper is so coma inducing comfy, I have
to count sheep to keep myself awake until dawn. I lapse into
a sleep so comatose deep. Contrary to what you might think,
it is so comfortable,
it renders you comatose within seconds of your lying down
on it, the exquisite relaxation-inducement of this lying sack
o' softness, forced my "sheep-counting quota" upward;
not downward-- How could that be? Well, I was so relaxed sinking
into that fluffy, that,
I slept right through my "wake-up" alarm; twice!
Yikes!
This made
me very nervous; edgy even. I began fearing the comfort of
this Cheap Foam Mattress Memory Topper monster that swallowed
me in its gaping, soundless trap every night. My mattress put my "counting-sheep" to
pasture. I began to miss being able to count on their nightly
appearances. Sure they'd ba-a-a-ah; what sheep don't? Besides,
it was a pleasant "ba-a-ah;" the kind of "ba-a-ah"
that reminded me I'd eventually hear my alarm clock in the
morning; not a team of paramedics instituting CPR, trying
to break my flat-line, .I'm holding out hope for a compromise
position between the two extremes.
Maybe
I should be happy about this: --If I haven't seen the leap
of my sheep, it must mean my sleep is deep, and I've had no
cause to weep, right? I may even be asleep right now; just
not realize it. "History is a nightmare from which I'm
still trying to awaken." Maybe this is a nightmare I'm
having from sleeping too much, which means the mattress is
actually doing its job. Isn't that why I bought the Cheap
Foam Mattress Memory Topper? To do its job? Should I lug it
back to the store because it's doing its job? What do I say
to the sales girl? "Well, no ma'am, it's just not keeping
me awake enough?" I don't think so! Of course it's quite
possible I might have dreamed that whole experience. It could
even be a real WHOPPER of a dream; one in which I'm dreaming
I'm asleep, dreaming that I'm awake, wishing I was asleep,
dreaming that this is a nightmare from which I'm still trying
to awaken. I'm beginning to think I may have just dreamed
that I ever "counted sheep" to get to sleep at all!
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